The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
Get the Sonic hand jobmug. If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.
Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.
by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025
Get the day jobmug. by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
Get the Drip Jobmug. The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".
by Logymon Savage January 12, 2017
Get the logan flange jobmug. Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.
Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
Get the Jobmug. The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.
by kit____ August 14, 2023
Get the 9/11 was an inside jobmug. "Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"
"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
"That she gave him a blow job?"
"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014
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