Douche-canoe

Someone who puts their ex girl on his snap chat story for the new girl to see, and she gets mad. That new girl calls him a douche-canoe and proceeds to put a snap story of her own on that says "fuck you" in an act to subtweet his bitch ass

Wow he is such a douche-canoe, I hope his ex knows about me

by Big dick III July 15, 2015

Douchebag

A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.

John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.

by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

douche

A derogatory term used by millennials to refer to those more successful than themselves.

That dude in the Porsche is such a douche. And get a load of that skank with him!

by thepainfultruth August 27, 2015

douche nugget

A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.

Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.

"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"

"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"

by Pepini August 31, 2015

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

Douche-Lumping

1. The act of automatically assuming that a person is an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag, just because he's a white American Male. Closely associated with reverse-racism and general xenophobia, but is most often perpetuated by over-politically-correct "open-minded" white hipster girls with no marketable skills but a shitload of opinions from their community college elective courses.

2. The act of twisting or otherwise misconstruing a white American male's words to comfortably pigeonhole him into a preconceived douchebag mold.

1. A white amercian male, Upon approaching a group of average african-americans at the bar, "Hey gentleman, how are we tonight?"
Followed by the ubiquitous "MmmHmm" and other familiar dismissals.
"Ohhhhh....I get it, cause I'm white you assume I'm an ignorant, obnoxious douchebag racist. That's kind of racist in itself, don't you think? you do know I went to public schools right? Don't douche-lump me."

2. A white american male, upon approaching a group of hipster girls "Hello, you girls are looking very nice tonight, how are things going?" or something to that effect.
Responded to with "eww no thanks, bruh, take your chauvinist misogynistic racist homophobic right wing conservative pro-life thirsty ass elsewhere, we don't live to have our looks judged by your prototypical male standards, blah blah blah."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa...okay, okay, I get it...cause I don't wear skinny jeans, have gauged ears and a man-bun i must be a douche. How about you worthless dumb american girls who couldn't cook an egg start thinking for yourselves and actually contribute to society instead of working at a super-cool piercing salon and regurgitating mindless activist crap you read on your favorite blog this morning? Quit douche-lumping me."

3. White american male "That bartender cut me off, how gay is that?."
White hipster girl "oh my god you said gay, blah blah" sneers and ugly looks.
"Yeah yeah, it's 2015, not 1995, I know. Shut the fuck up, quit douche-lumping me."

by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015