brown eggs and ham

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

by one ball May 24, 2009

brown eye surprise

closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.

"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."

by pkbm July 21, 2006

browned out

Mooning

My friend and I browned out the pastor last week. I heard that he later said a prayer for us.

by VS61 December 16, 2008

brown your pants

when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.

Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."

by elyk April 6, 2005

going chris brown

1.) With the intent to seriously hurt someone; specifically your girlfriend

2.) Wanting to do more than choking a bitch. Going Chris Brown reflects more severe punishment

1.)
Girl: Get a damn job!
Man: Bitch shut up! I'll be going chris Bbrown on you if you say somethin else!

2.) Wayne Brady: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Choke a bitch
Chris Brown: Nah man she being really disrespectful, you gotta be going chris brown on dat hoe!

by JusOsoIncredible March 4, 2009

downtown charlie brown

'Going downtown charlie brown' = giving someone oral sex.

Did Grace go downtown charlie brown with Mikey last night?

by AJ June 18, 2006

Brown Eye BBQ

The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".

Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."

Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."

by 8172 September 6, 2009