John John

A villager like npc who only eats apples

He's such a John John

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

John John

A NPC that will only interact on commands

I had to press x to make John John interact

by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 1, 2023

John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.

bro imagine being a John F. Kennedy.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

John Wicked

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock

“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”

by toribiorillo February 10, 2023

John R.

An obsessive elderly man who, while seemingly friendly at first, will become obsessive and clingy once you become friends. Will call you daily multiple times until you answer the phone, and will make excuses to come to your house, such as claiming he forgot something or left something or claiming he wants to give you something. Will then not take a hint and overstay his welcome. If he can't mangle his way into your house, he will stop by uninvited, and knowing you won't want to be disrespectful and tell him to leave, will further overstay his welcome. If you do not pick up the phone, he will come to your house, thus forcing you to answer the phone. Will drive by your house numerous times in a stalking nature. Will insist on going everywhere with you, no matter the place, and will refuse to wash his hands after he uses the restroom. Don't get yourself a JR. (John R.)

Elizabeth: I just met this guy that's super friendly and is willing to help me with literally anything I need. He's great!
Cassandra: That's amazing, I'm glad you found a guy that's nice to you. Tell me more about him, what's his name?
Elizabeth: Thanks, his name is John.

Cassandra: John, John R.?
Elizabeth: Yes!
Cassandra: You've got yourself a John R. Have fun getting rid of him.
Elizabeth: What do you mean by that?
Cassandra: You'll see, just wait for the nonstop calling and obsessive, clingy behavior.

by imtellingnothingbutthetruth February 12, 2023