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by ikca26 June 24, 2016

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job

Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.

by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020

Frosty inside Job

An Inside job that everyone is aware of

Dude, I think that was an Inside job.
Man, everyone one knows that, it's a Frosty inside Job .

by Igeloi March 9, 2017

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Job central

A way to tell someone they don’t have a job

Jack: I love fortnite, it’s my entire life
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

Grip job

When an ejaculation occurs due to an aggressive and strong gripping hand by some other person that is not one's self.

Da booty was damn swiggity swooty but the foreplay involved an unfavorable grip job.

by Atjackmyswagger November 4, 2014