Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 October 6, 2016

real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.

My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”

by 1Luh_Mama October 5, 2023

Bling Job

Getting a rim job while taking a piss.

Sweet bling job, baby!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

Friend Job

Its a Blow Job from a female friend that she insisted to give without being in a relationship or there being any costs

Yo i was at this girls house ad she gave me a friend job

by Anolymous November 24, 2021

Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014