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Beaverton High School 

Basically the best high school ever. Everybody in the metro league dreams of being a Beaverton Beaver and we welcome all transfers...except jesbos.
Aloha Asshole: im thinking about transferring to Beaverton High School.

Sunset Slut: no way me too!

Beaverton Beaver: Do it, the first row of our student section has more spirit than your entire school, you will be happy here.
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Swansea High School 

School in the town of Swansea, South Carolina. Filled with sluts, Jews, wiggers, and posers. Kids hang out in the bathrooms to smoke cigarettes or sabatini themselves. The niggers stick together like a pack of ravaging coyotes out to eat white kids alive. The teachers are often scared to death of the children due to their poor up-bringing and trashy ways.
Did you see that white trash? He must be from Swansea High School.
Swansea High School by Posers-R-Us February 1, 2005

newbury park high school 

a high school in southern california where there are and absurd amount of stoners. about 1/4 of the population smokes pot. 0 school spirit and sucks at everything sports wise except girls soccer and maybe 2 others. most students hate that they have no school spirit but does nothing to change it. most kids used to be really good at fighting, but now they are all fresh fags. has a very strong art department, and only has 3 classes a day, maybe 2 if you're lucky
"do you go to newbury park high school?"
"yes"
"your football team sucks because they all smoke pot"

Sherwood High School

A place in the underbelly of society. Sherwood high school is a place full of self righteous jocks who are good at only one thing, football. Though this is due largely to the fact that most of the members of the varsity team have been at the school for at least 5 years. if you insult a member of the school, be prepared for a half assed comeback about them being better at football. this will usually come after you kick their ass in anything else. also they are all gay
Sherwood High school is proud of their mascot, the Sherwood blowmen.

Whitney Young High school 

The gayest school ever where all the libtards go
Bruh bruh *libtard noises* Whitney Young High School

University High School

Tightest school with the hottest booty. Super challenging. Everyone is too damn smart causing the rest of the schools in San Francisco to get worked up and feel inferior.
UHS, you expect anything less? Bow down to the Devils of the 415

Westview High School 

A public high school in Portland, OR under the Beaverton School District. Home to the Westview Wildcats. Greatest school ever!