there's a cat under your hood

This is an insider LGBT term for acknowledging that someone is a pre-op transvestite while simultaneously soliciting sex from said individual. This statement is often followed by backroom sex play included but not limited to fellatio, scat play, skull fuckery, and anal bondage.

you: "Hey there Mr. Movie Star. There's a cat under your hood."
movie star: "Wow, I'm impressed you noticed. Come over into my dressing room for a little while."
you: "i'd be happy to. You'll notice I have black, red, and brown hankys in my right and left back pockets."
movie star: "I read you loud and clear Danny boy! Let's get to it!"
(refer to hanky code wikipedia page for more information)

by Dark Vader December 6, 2013

Gave the dog cat food

An expression used when some one fucks up, really badly.

"Did you hear about Ethan crashing his car?"
"Yeah, he really gave the dog cat food."

by Side Biscuit January 3, 2016

Go Take Care of My Cat

v. Formal and informal expression used in occasions of annoyance, refusal, rebellion, and extreme feelings of audacity. It communicates to contemporary opposition that the matter at hand is not one of particular importance; meaningless, absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, bizarre, inconceivable.

Existence of actual cat as pet is not required for the use of this expression.

" I used to feel bad when people laughed at me about my accent, but one day I woke up,

and decided it was time to tell them all to go take care of my cat."

by EscEncyclopedia October 3, 2011

I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder)

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“We ain’t forget about Doja Kkkat, Meg ended Doja rat“
-Gurl you have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder) ,get a life

by juicydoja July 25, 2020

cat drinking the milk out the bowl

cat drinking the milk out the bowl is a metaphor for the slurping of the "milk" out of the vagina. usually done by a male, but not in all cases........

lets just say, last night i was cat drinking the milk out the bowl!!!

by dacatz March 14, 2011

Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.

Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.

by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020