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slappyass 

slappyass is a sexual game where the rules are simple... leave a fitting handprint for the handprint finale
i played slappyass with my girl all night long.
slappyass by DaDdY_MoJo November 29, 2006
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slappin' salamis 

when 2 males will slap their cocks against each other.
first one to get an erection loses.
You wanna go try some slappin' salamis?
Nah, i know ill lose ;)
slappin' salamis by Javier McWoo January 6, 2008

slapping the Pope 

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.
The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

slapsturbate 

The act of high-fiving oneself.
Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.
slapsturbate by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

Slappetizer 

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.
Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*
Slappetizer by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

slapsterbating 

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.
Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.