One-Two Jimbo Poop 

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

One-Two Jimbo Poop by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021

Dumb piece of poop

its for dumb people who is a piece of shit and doesnt care about life and didnt touch grass and be on the internet everyday like its vr for him

yo look at that Dumb piece of poop who doesnt go outside

Dumb piece of poop by PumpkinGuy April 20, 2022

Piece of Poop

the least savage way to say POS or Piece of Shit.

"look at that piece of poop right there, they're literally destroying the ancient art."

Piece of Poop by パパ活 June 19, 2022

Joe rogan poop theory 

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

Joe rogan poop theory by weird_eli January 5, 2023

gay poop

poop that comes from gay butts. related to santorum and fecal fetishes.

"Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp gay poop fetish games.
Girl: Oh. right."

gay poop by Dimmerman May 29, 2008

newbie poop dick 

a guy who has anal with other guys.

you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!

newbie poop dick by cammie September 23, 2004

Go poop in your hat! 

General-purpose thing to tell a person who's just being an idiot.

G: "The Republicans are the only ones who are patriotic Americans!"

T: "Oh, go poop in your hat!"

Go poop in your hat! by Corporal Grumpy December 24, 2008