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Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.
Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck
by PackedRaccoon June 29, 2022
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Swallow The Whole Nut

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.
1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".
by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019
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Chad Nut November

Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.

Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.

Good luck.
Example in conversation:

Person 1: I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting.

Person 2: You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after some 2-3/10's if you do.

Person 1: Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers.

Person 2: Good luck man!
by Beemster November 21, 2019
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Double nut buster

When two guys are at a slip'n slide. One guy slides with his legs open the other slide from the other side with his legs open. So then they slide at each other causing them to hit each others nuts
Jayden and I did the double nut buster and it was painful l.
by Big cock'n balls 69 May 14, 2019
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Crazy Go Nuts

crazy, wierd, amazing, etc. First used on homestar runner.
Wow, that's crazy go nuts!

Things are just about to get crazy go nuts!
by Kaerfz September 28, 2005
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Nut Sack Delight

When someone hits on you who is not good looking or really old. In the case that this happens, you must yell "Nut Sack Delight" at the top of your lungs!!!
For example:

Guy is at tailor shop getting fitted for suit. An elderly woman comes out and measures him. At the end of all that... the guy is about to walk away when the woman says "Oh nice body" while staring at the guy's butt. Only problem? The woman is old enough to be the guy's grandma. = Nut Sack Delight.
by Azn_ball_sack September 23, 2009
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Nut Pouch

A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.
Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.
by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017
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