Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback

Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night

by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020

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Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.

“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”

by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020

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look, I know you´re just a 10-year-old kid that somehow ended up here. shouldn't you have school now?

kid 1: haha lol i roasted you
kid 2: ur mom

by a guy named adam June 11, 2020

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An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.

Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!

Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.

Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!

by BigBoi0608 June 12, 2020

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