National Rape Day

This is not a pass to violate someone you fucking degenerate. If you think this is real you can go fuck yourself.

Fuckface 1: Hey there! It’s National Rape Day!
Me: No, and for that. You can go die.

by poobis mcgoobis April 11, 2021

National Hoe Day

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

by linglingg June 16, 2018

National Rape Day

A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.

“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”

“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.

by broiledeggs April 4, 2021

National History Day

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.

National History Day has a special place in hell.

by ernest hemingway is big gae November 24, 2019

Stay Selca Day

Stay Selca Day (ssd) is a day dedicated to stay (South Korean boyband's Stray Kids fandom name) posting cute collages of their selcas (selfies) combined with pictures of their biases.

- Are you posting for Stay Selca Day this month?
- Yes, I've already chosen the selca I'll recreate

by IG: sparklyminho September 8, 2019

Saint Paddy's Day

English term for St Patrick's Day, as an Irish person would never say this.

Trump, Saint Paddy's Day isn't spelt with a double "t" you Muppet. And take that stupid cap off. You look like an eejit.

by PokeyD March 10, 2017

Have a wonderful day!

In British, and American, English, this is a euphemistic, and sarcastic, way of saying 'Go fuck yourself'.

Bully: Die in a hole
You: Have a wonderful day!

by Cent1m3ter April 29, 2020