toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016

lost my cheese

When you get really angry suddenly. Similar to "losing my shit".

"I had such a difficult day. So when someone cut me off in traffic I just lost my cheese"

by Loserofcheeses October 19, 2018

Cheese grater god

Hannah is the cheese grater god she will grate your ass in the matter of seconds never doubt her. She will grate your shit like crazy ;)

The cheese grater god is Godly

by Cheesey god October 22, 2018

Three cheese tortellini

The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself

Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?

by White.ini March 14, 2019

cheese dick nigga

when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again

damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga

by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019

salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Cheese on your chin

Being so intoxicated that you fail to talk sense or function like a normal person.

'Dude, did you see how fucked up I was last night?'
'Yeah you had cheese on your chin.'

by Qtips12 October 14, 2016