Tits

Something you don't have...

Johnny: Kinda looks like a gyatt. Jacob: No, they are called tits Johnny....

by KirbolpoyoPlayz November 19, 2024

eksplosive tits

When you're at a party and you jump so hard your tits explode out of your top! #pleasuredome2025

"få se noen eksplosive tits inni bussen"

by YlvaPernille November 25, 2024

Tit worm

Where a man fingers between a woman's tits for hours until he bleeds, pretending the blood is cum.

The man came into the ER after doing the tit worm for 4 hours.

by Ushshshe November 26, 2024

cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy

look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

Small tits

A female that makes males look like bad guys because she is. She also known to have small breasts. Basically, an evil female with small breasts, or flat chest.

Sam: Sarah made Bob look like a bad guy because she’s evil, and she has small breasts.
Christine: You mean small tits.

by DemonPeachxBlade November 30, 2024

Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts November 30, 2024

tits-out in the open

When something sticks out like a sore thumb.

He just kind of left a baguette on his kitchen island, practically tits-out in the open.

by portmanteaux December 3, 2024