Swallow The Whole Nut

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.

1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".

by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019

Double nut buster

When two guys are at a slip'n slide. One guy slides with his legs open the other slide from the other side with his legs open. So then they slide at each other causing them to hit each others nuts

Jayden and I did the double nut buster and it was painful l.

by Big cock'n balls 69 May 14, 2019

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

chocolate nut burst

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.

status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."

by nogang March 23, 2011

Crazy Go Nuts

crazy, wierd, amazing, etc. First used on homestar runner.

Wow, that's crazy go nuts!

Things are just about to get crazy go nuts!

by Kaerfz September 28, 2005

Nut Sack Delight

When someone hits on you who is not good looking or really old. In the case that this happens, you must yell "Nut Sack Delight" at the top of your lungs!!!

For example:

Guy is at tailor shop getting fitted for suit. An elderly woman comes out and measures him. At the end of all that... the guy is about to walk away when the woman says "Oh nice body" while staring at the guy's butt. Only problem? The woman is old enough to be the guy's grandma. = Nut Sack Delight.

by Azn_ball_sack September 23, 2009

Nut Pouch

A girl that a man only uses to have intercourse with and ejaculate in.

Sally? I stayed with her last weekend. She’s just a nut pouch.

by Mrtreebeard October 27, 2017