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Kyle middlewick

He’s mine so back off gals he’s cute and his sister is a legend x❤️😂
Kyle middlewick is mine
by Tentmaker February 8, 2019
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owen middler

A short man who gets dominated by Kelsey Moore his bird. She puts her specks on his dick for entertainment. Owen also likes another girl Bethany who puts fags in his dick whole .owen liks the smell of fishy fannys and at supper he usually ask kelsey for a whiff of hers. Before drowning in it.
Owen middler : shag me pls
Person: yes let me put my glasses on ur 2 incher
by LLLLLLL)((()(( April 25, 2022
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Mindle

To set a goal after the fact, thus ensuring success; typically by being conspicuously absent when goals are being set.
This week I mindled, but I did achieve my primary goal of being awake during work hours.
by Svengali Swede March 19, 2021
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Midnight Meddler

A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.
Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."
by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010
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Absent Mindless Soulless Shame

Human beings who lack souls have no inner strength and have a life of shame to the point where they're too weak to feel more shame. Additional shame at that point makes them forget more important stressors to cheat a false victory with smaller scaled issues to comedic degrees.
When a soulless human says, 'that's crazy' and can not explain logically how the target of the word is illogical. That is classic absent mindless soulless shame because the beast forgot the most important component of the word, 'crazy' which is not making sense
by Zeitgeist997 July 26, 2020
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Middlesbrough

A town in North-East England, and one of the most chav ridden places I have ever been to, Windows and Doors broken all over the show, a proper shit tip, Their accent is atrocious, it is what I class as, as "Fake-Geordie".
Also, A really shit small-time football club, who were saved from going into administration in the 80's and were that happy, they put the year on their badge.
Lad 1: "Arrrrgh, Lad, Lets go and bust some windows in our lacoste trackies and burberry caps."
Lad 2: "Oh, we don't need to, the streets of Middlesbrough are already shite enough"
by Matty. October 20, 2007
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Middlesbrough

The Number One place to go for drugs in the UK. Home of skanks and drunks. Abbreviated to Boro
Gonna go get me ganja from Middlesbrough
by Bird Magnet August 16, 2016
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