Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021
Get the Lifemug. A pure torturous hell hole where everyone expects you to be happy and successful, but in reality we’re all failures.
You had a great girlfriend but she decided that you aren’t good enough and broke up with you. That’s life.
by ............................hi November 26, 2021
Get the Lifemug. People ACT as though the value of this has conditional and proximal elements. Which means I was (once again) CORRECT! Right again idiots! How you like that? You're going to have to start calling me Captain Always-Right.
Not Captain Always-Right "If life doesn't have intrinsic value, what's wrong with exploitation?"
Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
Get the Lifemug. when you respond in a slow way and seem a very slow person to be around, you dont have to best eye-sight around but you can still see quite clearly. Your kind of annoying and some people love you and some absolutely hate you (IOS-life)
'wow he has a android-life'
by Nancy Tim August 28, 2019
Get the android-lifemug. by Officialhater April 10, 2022
Get the fearing for lifemug. by ./././././//./././././././././ April 21, 2019
Get the Lifemug. by waste of oxygen April 12, 2018
Get the Lifemug.