bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass
you-o thats bologna cakes

by ryan January 29, 2004

cakemuncher

A cakemuncher can't resist the lure of glaze donuts. They suck down more than 3 or 4 at a sitting, whether it's a donut, donut hole, danish or other fantastic pastry. Glaze runs thru their veins instead of blood. They try to resist the lure of the sugar and fat but can't control their desire for cake and cake products! In an ideal world they would eat chocolate breakfast until they became the fattest ass on the planet.

Jarett the cakemuncher pounded 4 donuts, 9 donut holes and a cinnabon at the brunch meeting then hit the bathroom immediately afterwords, moaning the entire way. He is a lazy, shiftless, cakemuncher.

by CakeMuncher October 1, 2007

cakester

a not so cute guy with a great personality

He is such a cakester

by bookstore crew May 2, 2008

cakes

bad, awful, not good

That girl is cakes at giving head.

by TJ311 May 22, 2005

cakewank

noun: A derogatory term for any badly-regarded group of individuals.

verb: Any activities performed by said group.

Joey just joined in with Phillip's cakewank.

Joey and his friends were cakewanking down the boulevard last night.

by Idemosaka January 24, 2011

caker

A person obsessed with a woman, someone who writes or listens to soft love songs, someone infatuated with a female, a person who chooses hoes before bros, a soft guy, a sensitive fellow.

Look at Chris, that dude been caking all day.
What a caker, he be writing poems for that chick.

by Earl_Xrated May 31, 2017

Snack Cakes

Very loud booties shaped like squares, wrapped in cellophane with or without cream filling.

I be clubbin with these hoes with the finest snack cakes.

by dj jizzy george January 24, 2009