Cakester

Loser,Tool,Fag,Nerd,Geek,Ect.
""Not the Oreo cookie""

Man I fucking hate that kid he's such a "Cakester"

by Chris Warzniak October 2, 2007

Cakester

when you poo on to another person's butt and frost the poo like a cake.

Oh man dawg, I'm fina give that hoe the cakester tonight!

by bigbimbo May 15, 2009

cakester

a not so cute guy with a great personality

He is such a cakester

by bookstore crew May 2, 2008

cakester

when you’re having anal sex and he nuts in your ass, takes his dick out and presses your cheeks together, making the cum spread all over the inside of your cheeks and ooze out of them as well

“that hung top made me a cakester”

by lookinlikealabrat May 10, 2020

cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.

I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.

by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014

reverse cakester

a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.

Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.

cum + poop = reverse cakester

by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011

Noob oreo cakester

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.

Dude, you are such a noob oreo cakester.

by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010