when you’re having anal sex and he nuts in your ass, takes his dick out and presses your cheeks together, making the cum spread all over the inside of your cheeks and ooze out of them as well

“that hung top made me a cakester”

cakester by lookinlikealabrat May 10, 2020

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cakester cave

Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.

I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.

cakester cave by mnmcaruso June 17, 2014

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reverse cakester

a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.

Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.

cum + poop = reverse cakester

reverse cakester by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011

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Noob oreo cakester

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.

Dude, you are such a noob oreo cakester.

Noob oreo cakester by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010

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