bros a cartoon

when someone is goofy

person 2; bro that on guy is a cartoon person;bros a cartoon☠

by 99994 February 17, 2023

Bro Pollock

When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.

Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.

by Daba Fett February 13, 2019

Ben Bro

Young boy with massive biceps. Can lift heavy weights easily. Bench max = billion lb. Will never end his bulking season. Takes Creatin through the anal cavity. Obsessed with proving ones self to Football coach

Omg what a ben bro this kid is?

by young cardi January 4, 2018

luv ma bro

he wants your willy

luv ma bro

ik you want me daddy

tru day

by daddy ronaldo April 26, 2022

me and bro

A meme about a guy and his friend, also referred to as "bro", who know they are cooked, but they obviously don't say it to each other's faces.

me and bro looking at each other knowing we're cooked

by NessPlays64 February 11, 2025

The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.

Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.

by clownkid18 January 14, 2012

Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.

“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”

by Finnzo January 25, 2019