Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015

Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm

Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.

by calm tits July 10, 2023

harmonys tits

Harmonys tits

A well known pair of tits which are very big and held up by either blue, white or pink straps. Harmonys tits are very dangerous as they can break your wrists but when harmonys tits are in a good mood, there amazing.

"Woa dude have you seen harmonys tits? "

by HarveyP June 15, 2017

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

multiple tit syndrome

a retarded ass wikipedia admin added this to wikipedia

1. she has multiple tit syndrome

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

bum tit

Some who is a general suck-up cunt.

Person 1: He read his book on urban assemblage theory...
Person 2: Oh, what a bum tit!

by The bum tit master March 17, 2014

Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped

damn look at her Lazer Tits

by Brielle & Sara June 6, 2011