life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

Life

The most suckiest thing ever in the world

I failed the test! My LIFE sucks!

by Roblox player January 30, 2019

Life

It sucks

Life

by Lilpotato February 2, 2019

Life-line

In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.

1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!

2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.

by The Unintelligent Librarian February 7, 2019

Life

It's boring, get used to it.

I hate my life

by Yeatussmafeetuss February 13, 2019

Real-life Manchild

Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.

Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

life

A slow killing poison, which the only cure is a method which quickens the poison.

"life is beautiful" "john my grandpa died of life after his mother gave it to him"

by deadmemes February 18, 2019