Scoop out ya poop shoot 

When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend

*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot

Scoop out ya poop shoot by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019

Just took a poop 

Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.

Markus: *takes a poop*

Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"

Just took a poop by Goattedburdie November 13, 2019

kids who poop in school

The most badass kids alive if you see them run

Person One:"Yo those are the kids who poop in school run!"
Person Two:"..."
Person One:"What's wrong? OH SHIT HE GOT YOU!!!!!"

kids who poop in school by Yo People mine now April 6, 2020

Moke and Poop 

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.

-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!

Moke and Poop by KentKemosabe December 19, 2020

I am Poop 

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

I am Poop by anonymous January 11, 2021

Pee and Poop debate 

A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.

"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."

Pee and Poop debate by Bacon Bangs in Bank February 10, 2021

War horse poop 

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

War horse poop by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021