Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 22, 2018
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Big box

Big box is the meaning for anything idiotic or anyone being idiotic, or can be put in a sentence to show how silly, big and funny something is
I got called fat by the American ‘chad’ (bully) so I called him a big box, then slapped him, his mom came to get him from school after crying in class
by Holllllllllaaa,woollies February 12, 2021
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DAN-box

boy with ligma
there is a dan-box

OH HE MUST HAVE lIgMa
by by noob king January 11, 2019
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DAN-box

HAS LIGMA
HAS LIGMA DAN-box
by by noob king January 11, 2019
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DAN-BOX

LOOK ITS A DAN-BOX
by by noob king January 11, 2019
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box never

the exact number of leaves that fall in a year
the box never of 2009 is ,432,456,098,576,561,234,567,203,023,100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.
by dice master moody 16 November 13, 2009
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The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .
Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!
by X!ON July 26, 2024
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