Carbon-based Emo-Unit

A species of bipedal, paradoxic humanoids that predominately use emotion to process reasoning and logic.

Dude 1: "I just can't understand women at all!.."
Dude 2: "No one can, all we know is that they are some kind of Carbon-based Emo-Units from space.."

by Drunken Bars May 18, 2020

Middle Aged Emo Boy Sexual

Being sexually attracted to men in the age range of their 30s-40s and typically these men are in emo rock bands in which they sing about death and their feelings. they typically have red, black, or brown hair and scream a lot. More specifically, they are most likely to be found in New Jersey or Ohio. This sexually is very hard to pursue, considering these men are 20+ years older than you, they are married, they have kids, and they don’t even know you exist even though they saved your life.

Omg you’re so pretty, are you lesbian?
Oh no you see, I’m middle aged emo boy sexual

by Emo fag:) May 3, 2021

National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)

One this very important day, all emo Goth/alternative presenting whores/thots get access to unlimited Montser Energy drinks, My Chemical Romance Tickets and a hair dye of their choice.

I can’t wait until National Goth Emo Thot Day(October 14)

by dede2002107 October 6, 2022

Taylor the emo nigger faggot

Taylor is someone who watches gay 18+ my hero academia hentai porn nigger faggot sex gay furry Genshin impact anal sex 24hrs a day, 365 days a year fuck that emo ass mother fucker emo ass faggot

Taylor the emo nigger faggot, is a gay ass mother fucker

by nigger ass niggers February 23, 2023

Gay Emo Kid

marilyn manoson
aka darren the gay emo sitting nex to me

darren vella the gay emo kid

by not a metro March 3, 2009

Box Frame Emo Glasses

1. Glasses of a rectangular nature, generally with thick, black frames. These are used to denote emo kids.
2. A greating for a person who wears such glasses, generally shouted.

1. Wow that kid must love Likin Park, just emo his box frame glasses are!
2. BOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!

by Nu7case March 25, 2004

Sucks Emo Hair

Basically like saying that sucks. Exept a little more harsh. Saying Sucks Emo Hair doesn't have a total description. -Chris (Hoffer)

Guy1: My rat died.

Guy2: That Sucks Emo Hair Dude.

by Hoffer September 7, 2007