A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.
by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004
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Andre was the hottest guy in college. I was lucky because i was his roommate. when i came home he asked me, "why did you get here so late?" i told him, "i can't tell you its too embarrassing."
"just tell me im gonna figure it out someday"
"fine, i got a wax"
"for who? it has to be for someone"
"im not telling you"
"Can i at least see it?" he said.
"no," i walked away to take a shower.
in the shower i heard a squeaking at the door. Andre walked in naked. "you look nice," he said. "go away!" i told him. felling my C boobs giggle. i saw his dick getting harder. he walked inside the shower. i knew i wanted him so i let him stay.
he started touching where i got a shaved and slowly massaged my vagina. i moaned. he did it harder and harder. then he licked me and kissed me. i felt like i was going to have an orgasm. when i did i knew i had to repay him.
i bent down and began giving him a handjob. when he got harder i started sucking him. he moaned in excitement. first i licked the head then i sucked his 9" dick. after i swallowed him whole he cummed in my mouth. i drank it all it didnt taste bad anyways. i was surprised i didn't gag at all. i wanted him more now.
"get inside me!" i screamed.
he rubbed me with his big dick and inserted himself in. he did it faster and faster, deeper and deeper. "HARDER, ANDRE, HARDER!" i yelled. i let go of my cum and his came also. i felt our juices mix together.
Andre was the hottest guy in college. I was lucky because i was his roommate. when i came home he asked me, "why did you get here so late?" i told him, "i can't tell you its too embarrassing."
"just tell me im gonna figure it out someday"
"fine, i got a wax"
"for who? it has to be for someone"
"im not telling you"
"Can i at least see it?" he said.
"no," i walked away to take a shower.
in the shower i heard a squeaking at the door. Andre walked in naked. "you look nice," he said. "go away!" i told him. felling my C boobs giggle. i saw his dick getting harder. he walked inside the shower. i knew i wanted him so i let him stay.
he started touching where i got a shaved and slowly massaged my vagina. i moaned. he did it harder and harder. then he licked me and kissed me. i felt like i was going to have an orgasm. when i did i knew i had to repay him.
i bent down and began giving him a handjob. when he got harder i started sucking him. he moaned in excitement. first i licked the head then i sucked his 9" dick. after i swallowed him whole he cummed in my mouth. i drank it all it didnt taste bad anyways. i was surprised i didn't gag at all. i wanted him more now.
"get inside me!" i screamed.
he rubbed me with his big dick and inserted himself in. he did it faster and faster, deeper and deeper. "HARDER, ANDRE, HARDER!" i yelled. i let go of my cum and his came also. i felt our juices mix together.
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Brian invited Ellie over to his house, so she went over to Brian's house. Ellie had a crush on Brian so feeling very naughty she wore booty shorts and a button down top. and no underwear. Ellie rang the door bell and Brian answered right away and invited Ellie up to his room. He sat on the bed so she followed, and sat down. He scooted closer to her so there face were right next to eachother. He said "Have I ever told you how gorgeus you are" she immediatley kissed him. They started kissing and it got very "passionate". He started unbuttoning her shirt and rubbing her boobs, while she was slipping her hand into his pants giving him a handjob. They began kissing so passionatley he fell backwards and she was now on top of him. She ripped off his shirt super fast as he took off her shorts. Ellie was now fully naked and Brian was in his boxers she ripped those off too. They both started cuming and he was going in and out of her vagina with his penis. But Ellie felt like she needed more, Brian knew what this met. He flipped her over so she was now lying down on the bed. He separated her legs and started rubbing her clit. Within two minutes Elliie was having a orgasam. "OH OH OH BRIAN FASTER, SWITCH DIRECTIONS! THIS FEELS AMAZING DONT STOP....OH OH OH UGHHHH OH OH! YES THIS IS AMAZING PLEASE DONT STOP EVER! IM CUMMING DONT STOP" He started licking her clit making her give it up to him. She was now willing to have every sex possible...which they did.
Brian invited Ellie over to his house, so she went over to Brian's house. Ellie had a crush on Brian so feeling very naughty she wore booty shorts and a button down top. and no underwear. Ellie rang the door bell and Brian answered right away and invited Ellie up to his room. He sat on the bed so she followed, and sat down. He scooted closer to her so there face were right next to eachother. He said "Have I ever told you how gorgeus you are" she immediatley kissed him. They started kissing and it got very "passionate". He started unbuttoning her shirt and rubbing her boobs, while she was slipping her hand into his pants giving him a handjob. They began kissing so passionatley he fell backwards and she was now on top of him. She ripped off his shirt super fast as he took off her shorts. Ellie was now fully naked and Brian was in his boxers she ripped those off too. They both started cuming and he was going in and out of her vagina with his penis. But Ellie felt like she needed more, Brian knew what this met. He flipped her over so she was now lying down on the bed. He separated her legs and started rubbing her clit. Within two minutes Elliie was having a orgasam. "OH OH OH BRIAN FASTER, SWITCH DIRECTIONS! THIS FEELS AMAZING DONT STOP....OH OH OH UGHHHH OH OH! YES THIS IS AMAZING PLEASE DONT STOP EVER! IM CUMMING DONT STOP" He started licking her clit making her give it up to him. She was now willing to have every sex possible...which they did.
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