bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo

Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025

Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.

Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!

by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019

Bro Fucker

A girl who fucks you and then fucks one of your bros!!!!

You're a bro fucker!

by Bro Fucker May 18, 2021

New Super Mario Bros. 2

A game made in 2012 for the 2DS and 3DS game systems by Nintendo as the third game in the New Super Mario Bros. franchise.

I just bought New Super Mario Bros. 2!

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

Bro bystander

Is a Male with privilege that complains about his entitlement to better neighborhood without offering any real substantial solutions or a desire to use his privilege to aid in the cause he's complaining about. Bro bystanders are usually those who are gentrifying neighborhoods and do not understand inequality, inequity, recognize racism and their own privilege.

Justin Keller is a bro bystander.

by Socialjustice16 September 6, 2016

Billi Bros

Billi Bros are the collection of billionaire bros who, by sole virtue of their wealth, hold outsized direct or shadow control over the Trump 2.0 Administration. Elon Musk, who is younger, smarter, and far richer than Trump, is the most prominent of the Billi Bros as of the end of 2024, but Elon is just one of thirteen billionaire bros picked to set policy for the second MAGA coming.

MAGA voter: “Bee HO, Hillary, and Brandon’s commie agenda has destroyed America. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even afford my own pot to piss in. Thank God Trump is back! He will fix everything.”

Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”

by Frustrated_Driver December 31, 2024

Bro-hension

When two bros experience tension.

When an air high-five is not completed, bro-hension ensues.

by DaffyU_U October 3, 2011