polish the cat

the act of transforming an ordinary cream pie into a shiny, slippery pile of pussy hair by stroking with the fingers--note: female orgasm is a frequent consequence

Hey that girl will do anything for you if you just polish the cat once in a while.

by Maxxximus May 23, 2015

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

by DCCXIV January 3, 2016

adopt a cat together

The equivalent to "third base" for lesbians.

Did you go to "first base" or "second base" or adopt a cat together.

by Bellxx10 January 18, 2016

phil the asian cat

Phil is a cat which can be found in Kidsgrove but looks Asian.

Damn, that cat looks Asian! He must be Phil the Asian cat!

by Deltah June 22, 2016

Pennsylvania Fire Cat

Get a mouth full of cinnamon whiskey. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute or so. Swallow the whiskey and immediately perform oral sex on your lady.

My lady went wild when I gave her a Pennsylvania fire cat.

by Bogie dog July 20, 2016

james the cat

James the cat is a cute and cuddly cat. He is the best cat in the world and is a baby kitty. His name mostly means that he is cute and cuddly and soft and nice.

James the cat is the best cat ever.

by Dash6 February 11, 2017

to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.

She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
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by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017