The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.
I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.
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when your significant other starts poking their nose directly on her Clit like a baby bird begging for food until her pussy cums than you start cawing and.or chirping than flap ur little wings and fly away! Never answering any phone calls or leaving an explanation what so ever.
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Why does he look like a bird?
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