Shower of life

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard her water breaks and you are doused in amniotic fluid.

Damn baby you’re so close to going into labor I may get a shower of life tonight.

by the_man_of_no_words January 15, 2019

Life

a pointless construct created to give oneself a false sense of purpose in this fake world.

Life is life i think.

by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018

Life

Life is life.you can't change it no matter what you do.for example:my life is a living hell just like everybody's.You can only change your life by the way you act so try to act different like do things I wouldn't do like:clean my room,do chores,exercise,love school,love life, etc....

Hey wats life
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(◎-◎) :uhhhh a living hell duhhhhhhhhh

by (^●—●^) June 16, 2018

ethan colburns life

a completely meaningless black hole of inconsequential boredom

i cant explain ethan colburns life my dude

by Casserole x Shrek June 19, 2018

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

Darkest Life

When your a black guy and the sun has been blasting you all day till you tan dark AF. At that point you are officially living your darkest life-Aaron C.

Tom: Hey man how you been, enjoying the weather
Hendrix: nah man, it got me living my darkest life

by Africanwarrior92 July 9, 2018