2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome

Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023

Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

green

the answer to "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"

someone: "if i have two apples in the fridge and quandale takes 3 how many do i have left in the oven true or right?"

me: "green"

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by i kind of look like beyonce May 25, 2022

green gum

when you're making out with someone and their flem comes out and they spit it into your mouth.

we were making out and he green gummed me

by shreklives April 14, 2022

Green fn

Stands for Green fuck nigga

watch me splash this shit. Green fn

by anonymous April 12, 2024

green fn

(skip to the end for the broad definition) some people wonder what the phrase "green fn" stands for, for starters, the green indicates the nba2k mechanic in shooting. as green means an "Excellent" shot. now the actual definition (smd if i put filler), february 23rd 2023, a tiktoker named "shaitard" went ahead and posted the video onto the platform, with an nba player missing their shot and the caption on top stating "green fn" this was used in ironic videos and gained popularity in early february 2024, the term simply means green fucking nigger

guy: *scrolls on social media*
social media: *nba player missing a shot captioned "green fn"

by loafcat March 2, 2024

Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024