broed

when you get tag teamed by your bros

often you can not walk the next day and will need anal surgery

bro Vitali got broed so hard in his sleep that he is in a wheel chair like Stephen Hawking

by doseSKLZ October 21, 2021

Bro dead

When a friend particularly a guy is down for anyone but his bro’s

Man ever since John got a girlfriend he’s been bro dead

by Bro dead June 05, 2020

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

Bro-lepathy

The act of understanding, or mentally hearing in one's mind, the words or implication of a brother(brotha, bro, broski, brocephus, broseidon) even if not in the immediate vicinity.

"yeah buddy"
"Did you say it like yeeeeeah buddy?"
"Yup"
"Whoa..... bro-lepathy"

by JT_of house state farm May 06, 2018

'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.

He's a '99 bro.

by AJTT December 04, 2022

Hustle Bro

Anybody, usually a guy, who talks about how their program made them millions with minimal effort and investment. Before the internet, you could find that same guy on late-night infomercials pitching "no money down" real estate courses. Now he can be found on YouTube in great numbers steering followers towards the purchasing of cryptocurrencies and NFTs.

Todd: "Yo Chris. How's that hustle bro's FTX hedge fund you poured all your hard earned money into, working out for you?"
Chris: "F@#$ Sam Bankman-Fried! He stole all my life savings. I hope he's somebody's prison wife"

by NZT-48 March 31, 2024

Gym Bro Pat

When your Gym Bro gives you a clap on the back right before trying to hit a new PR

Person A: Yo Bro, that Set was nice

Person B: Thanks man, I could only do it after your Gym Bro Pat

by P4scha August 08, 2023