double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009

Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.

Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

by Thebigpimp September 13, 2007

Chocca Blocca Double Dropper

You sit on the toilet about to take a shit , a girl slides her vagina onto your cock while facing you. You then take a dump while she also dumps in between your legs

Me and the misso did a Chocca blocca double dropper last night , but she missed the bowl and shit on my feet

by PinkBlack13 April 1, 2019

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

double cool with knobs

Used in midwestern United States mortuaries to describe long deceased but yet to be embalmed females.

The client on this gurney is double cool with knobs.

by pogo1 June 16, 2006

science fiction double feature

a song that lips like to sing

science fiction double feature, dr. x will build a creature!

by sid mullendore March 19, 2009