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Alex Holdaway

Alex Holdaway is a simp for hanging out with Morgan Topman instead of the boys

by BIGBALLERBOY3 September 17, 2020

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To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

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Bobbie. Someone who loses their keys and doesn’t ask the person who has them to bring them for him. Probably flips his hair.

Bobbie is such a Simp. He’ll never get into his apartment.

by Neh90 February 14, 2021

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Super Intense Minecraft Player.

John: Mark, you are a SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem.

by dooooooooode March 27, 2021

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Colter Fuss
Keegan Schultz

Them damn simps

by coltersafag October 29, 2020

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a man that lets a woman dominate him, he puts himself under her service to try and get some puss puss.

no one will ever respect the simp anylonger. except for the karen that will marry him, then divorce him for half of his livings.

EXAMPLE OF A SIMP:

SIMP: m'lady, could i hand you my jacket?

KAREN: sure...

THE BOIS: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by CHEEZEY SAUCE April 23, 2020

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