Nick Momment

When someone speaks of a topic in a group that is not relevant to what the group was talking about.

Nicholas Field Evented the Nick Momment.

Guy1: Did you hear about that fight at the Plazza the other night?

Guy2: Yeah man i was in it.

Nick: Yes i have pubic hairs.

Guy1: That was a Nick Momment.

by Awsomekids09 August 18, 2009

Massive Crop Dust Movment

When a group of people enter a store and walk up and down isles farting and leave resulting in a massive crop dust

Frank: hey Joe

Joe: hey Frank

Frank: whats that smell and who are all these people

Joe: oh we are in the Middle of a massive crop dust movment

Frank: Im out of here

by Mudh3n27 August 2, 2010

Bruh Momentum

The inertia created by Naruto running away from any uneventful or potentially harmful situation.

Person 1: *Naruto Runs away from library:
Person 2: "Wow, that guy has some real bruh momentum"

by SpunkyFazbear September 3, 2019

momentucracy

Naming a future winner on the basis of an interpretation of the candidate's momentum.

Based on momentucracy, political commentators can pick a winner long before that candidate has the number of delegates sufficient to win.

by Una Malachica January 29, 2008

Momentarian

A non-vegetarian who will go vegetarian in the right moment.

Being momentarians, John and Emily were happy to skip meat when they had their vegetarian friends Darius and Shaherose over for dinner. Their non-momentarian friend Berin, on the other hand, insisted on bringing his own Thai take-out with chicken.

by The Baron von Berin December 10, 2010

momentary fear delete

When, upon seeing your status on facebook or twitter, you cringe in shame, embarrassment, or both, then delete it... but reconsider and post it back a moment later, figuring to hell with it.

"sorry, i had a momentary fear delete when I saw that it said MYHANDLE's genitals."

by HonkyTonkWoman13 November 8, 2013

momentumer

a person that leans forward towards the screen for the last 3 seconds of Mario Kart so they become 1st

"Wow! They won the race again! They must be a momentumer."

by gamergirlanime420 August 2, 2020