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Jack off queen

A woman who is so hot that ever time you see her it makes you want to go and jack off.
Ever time I see Kathy I keep thinking about how good it would be to fuck her till I get home and can jack off. And that is an example of a jack off queen.
by Deep blue 2012 February 1, 2010
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Jack Off January

As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.
Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.
by jerrysanduski November 14, 2017
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jack of all tirades

A person who feels the need to vehemently complain about anything and everything.
I can't hang out with Brian anymore, he's become the jack of all tirades, nothing but negativity, a real bummer.
by Scott Freah September 22, 2006
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stack n jack

One man lays on another man both facing up, the man on top reaches between his legs and jerk the bottom guy off.
Dustin and Logan stack n jack every Tuesday night.
by thatsickdude December 13, 2014
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caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.
Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!
by x9 May 13, 2005
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Jack's Mannequin

When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.
"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"
by Dustin Barstop April 8, 2008
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Bo-Jack

When a person or an object crashes into another person and/or object with great force.
Bo-Jacking in the act of theivery
Jim got Bo-Jacked on that last play.

Alan Bo-jacked Larry for his seat.
by Brother Bo-Jack January 6, 2008
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