Square Fish

A floating kilo or brick of cocaine. Usually washing up on the beach after a drop went array or drug runners have to dump it when the law is closing in.

You want to go to the movies tonight? No, I’m gonna go walk up and down the beach hunting for square fish.

by Snakeyes9 December 28, 2023

Mr. Fish

Blub Blub

Mr. Fish: blub blub

by anonymous January 6, 2024

Fish and Mish

When you are a fish and/or mish, but you do not hate your "enemy", fish and/or mish.

1: hey man, are you a fish or mish?

2: i am a fish, but i support fish and mish.

by FishNotMish January 11, 2024

Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024

Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies

"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M

by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024

Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.

Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.

by filletsofish January 25, 2024

Fishing

A term for a female masturbating with her fingers

Bro, my girl was fishing last night.

by Fountain of cum February 6, 2024