trump

An entitled white piece of sloppy shit who fails at every goddamn thing they attempt in life. A trump can take over an entire political party and transform it into a fascist cult who brags about starting a civil war. Trumps can't read or write and attack anything that isn't a white male. It takes vast amounts of money for a trump to get laid, usually resulting in cyborg fuck bags who can't speak American lol A trump can kill an entire democracy while aligned with the world's most popular communist. A true trump takes credit for others success and cries more than a fucking newborn about how much of a coward they are.

Where can we find Hillary's email server?
It has to be at a trump property.

Are there any other attorneys left on the east coast?
Nope. They are being recruited by trump.

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 3, 2022

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Trump market

The general economy, or more specifically the stock market, after a leader makes a really stupid decision or announcement after which there is a steep drop just due to perception of the change.

My 401(k) balance looked great for retirement until the Trump market after the president said he would add tariffs to all other countries for everything, even though that was an obviously horrible idea based on the market response and his own waffling later on the decision.

by Dchilder August 7, 2025

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Trumped

Closing your eyes for a big hug, but instead getting smacked in the chops.

"Ouch!! My BALLS!! But, but... she seemed like such a peace-loving hippie!"
"Yeah... you got Trumped, fella."

by voshkod September 14, 2021

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GETTING TRUMPED

Being sold a "bill of goods" that turns out to be complete bullshit (I.E. fake silver or gold *OR college degrees) that is being represented as the genuine article

I got what I thought was a really good deal from an online store on some 1 oz gold bars but as it turns out they were fake.. I had no idea I was getting trumped when I ordered them.

by Jonny Namtrow February 6, 2021

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