Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

Philly Cheese Fry

During a blowjob, when a penis is covered with both cum and pee.

Josh: Dude, I gave Mary a Philly Cheese Fry last night.

by InsanelySausey June 6, 2010

Trojan Cheese Curd

1. a silent, but deadly, that WILL kill. And kill every one in a two mile vicinity.

Gramma's demise was the result of a Trojan Cheese Curd, courtesy of Kaine. He's on trial, now.

by Caillaigh July 22, 2011

pepperoni pizza with cheese

when the establishment wishes to find malicious intent for something with absolutely no meaning

"it's literally just pepperoni pizza with cheese, no meaning at all"

by arandompersonnothingspecialher April 29, 2019

grundle cheese fondue

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.

I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

by thedankeymix November 18, 2010

Wine and Cheese Party

When you pour a box of wine into a vagina w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.

I want to try a Wine and Cheese Party w/ my gf, but I don't wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.

by Jim Stammers February 14, 2012

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Occurs when a man is giving a woman oral, and places a slice of cheese on a woman's vagina, lets it melt, and proceeds to eat the cheese off.

Dale: You ever have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Brennan: Like the food?
Dale: No the position

by BenEpps March 2, 2010