Slap the Tosh

to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0

god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!

by monkeyjoker April 22, 2011

slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L

If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.

by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

Cherenkov Slap

Physical intercourse act where the male repeatedly penetrates the female with such vigor that the female's vaginal secretions luminesce in the blue portion of the spectrum. In other words, bro pumps that shit so hard, she glows blue.

My man Pavel was pounding that pussy so hard, her gave that thot the Cherenkov Slap!

Like a fuckin rave in there, blue strobe light going off, man's face contorting, her screams and that ass slap sounding like some sick house music.

by PavelPussyPounder October 19, 2023

slap boy month

when all genders or sex’s have a chance to slap a boy anywhere you want without permission but you have to be friends with them.

-girl slaps a boys head- ‘ha i can slap you because it’s slap boy month’

by orangetamer October 5, 2020