Friend Zone Defense

Making a move on a girl while in the friend zone.

I'm playing friend zone defense right now.

by fuckalolo February 23, 2017

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Facebook Friend Zoned

A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.

Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."

Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."

by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013

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Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

by Command C Command V December 16, 2019

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Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

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just good friends

something to call someone you really don't want to admit to ever having a sexual relationship with because they are probably one nasty ass noob.

me and michael moore are just good friends.

by k-pog July 13, 2004

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my friend jim

A Fictional friend of Donald Trump. Donald Trump repeats ridiculous things that supposedly were said by "Jim" in order to make his followers believe he actually has a friend and to make it seem like his ridiculous ideas are shared by others.

My friend Jim always says that if your not colluding with Russia, then you are not "really" trying to win.

by Dredpirate64 July 13, 2017

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