Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016

Sweaty finger bang

When you finger bang someone but she’s already been nutted in (which leads to moist fingers)

Oh shit I just sweaty finger banged sarah

by Moist man December 7, 2018

4 fingers

4 fingers means u pull all the bitches

Myka, and cole put 4 fingers up because they get a crazy amount of bitches

by Jaquavion tha third April 19, 2022

3 fingers up

U think i’m very leng

‘Jason is so leng’
‘How?’
‘3 fingers up!’

by shahdhcyBahf April 8, 2022

finger rocket

When your girlfriend does a countdown to lift off in your brown star.

Keith told me Sally knows how to finger rocket a fella.

by Benecio Del Boro. January 31, 2017

fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

4 fingers up

You ❤️ Hot moms

Blake sees a hot mom “puts 4 fingers up”

by Bray2turnt May 30, 2022