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Honda Cunt

When a Honda owner over estimates his own car by thinking it is a Lamborghini, therefore constantly challenging every car or so.
(Me in Ferrari): "What a nice clean Eg."
(Honda Cunt): *Looks then starts bashing the limiter at the lights*

The two cars take off the Honda gets smoked.
(Me in Ferrari): "Wow was going to tell him how i appreciate his clean Eg but he was a Honda Cunt."
by ThePseudo October 21, 2016
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acting the cunt

Scottish phrase meaning: Being a total idiot.
"See John over there playing with fireworks, he's acting the cunt"
by UPTHE45ALBA October 28, 2015
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Broken cunt

A chick with a communicable disease, or one with a plain worn out cunt from pushing out kids or getting fucked by huge dicks.
Yeah, Kellie looks pretty good but she’s got a broken cunt. She’s been raw dogged by the wrong dudes.

I took Kathleen home last night for a good fuck, but after so many kids, her broken cunt couldn’t get me off. I had to fuck her spare cunt instead!
by BAMF613 November 15, 2018
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tepid cunt

A tepid cunt is a poor excuse for a human being, half-hearted or unenthusiastic approach to all aspects of life whilst at one and the same time, being a cunt. Found in the fuckwit fringes of leftish activism, especially Greenpeace, they can also be found trying to fly blimps (poorly) or flying illegally over Scottish airspace.
They tend to be offended by everything and I really do mean everything, often resorting to making shit up like "cultural appropriation". Tepid cunts can also be found knocked the fuck out during protest clashes after fucking with the wrong people. Of course you could just go to Twitter or Instagram and find a infinite number of these "people".
"Did you enjoy wearing that lovely Chinese inspired dress at your prom? You did! Great! Unfortunately there is a Tepid Cunt that somehow has found offense in it, sorry luv".

" I'm a Instagram Star and social influencer! Touch me I'm famous !"

"NOOOOOOOO! fuck off you Tepid Cunt!"
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018
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fake cunt

A person that acts like soneone there not around other people and on social media.
They build a fake persona by mimicking others (usually fake cunts).

In reality they dont know who they are them selfs, and have little to no self worth with this they feel the need to be seen as something there not. Example: 1. Spiritual person.

(Something that defines who someone is), but there are clearly not.

They like to hang around other people that are also fake cunts. (Feeling of acceptance)

Social media is a huge ego booster for the fake cunt.

Attention seeking posts are quite frequently posted from fake cunts.

Being a fake cunt usually comes from deep emotions that are hidden from anyone else. (Chip on shoulder) (or carrying a burden)

The fake cunt is a more frequently seen occurrence due to the more popular growing social media platfoms.

The latest wave of fake cunts have started appearing since the early 2010's

Regular visits with a gp or psychologists is recommended for treatment.
'Hes a fake cunt bro'. ' haha look at this bitch, what a fake cunt'.
by fuk uuuuu July 21, 2018
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Cunt Worm

Another word for baby, infant, or newborn.
Hey did you see Jessica's new Cunt Worm? It looks like a wrinkly potato.
by NerdehPanda August 9, 2018
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Connor the cunt

Connor is a filthy German cunt, sometimes confused with Conner. His family have photos of Hitler all around their house and he is a pis pot who likes pretzels
by Connor is a cunt February 18, 2019
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