zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-

"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"

by scarful23 November 17, 2020

zoommas

Holiday get-together using a video chat service like Zoom, Facetime, Skype or Messenger instead of meeting in real-life.

Because of Covid19, my family couldn't get together for Christmas, so we had a Zoommas instead.

by Jonco95814 November 18, 2020

Zoomoliday

A holiday spent in quarantine.

Unfortunately I won't be receiving any gifts this year since I'll be on Zoomoliday.

by sir_newtonian November 23, 2020

zoom meet

lessons here, torture hooray

noooo zoom meet

by angman.tangman December 1, 2020

Zoom

The action of the person called zoom, spamming @everyone on the Monke Crusaders server.

@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone

Everyone else: Yeah, that must be zoom

by Not a Frog :)) December 20, 2020

Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom

“I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”

by the professional yarter December 20, 2020

Zoom Chicken

when you and your homies have your cameras on in a zoom and you jerk off under your desk. the last one to be caught wins.

"Hey wanna play zoom chicken"

by Robert Bloomfield December 21, 2020