yogasm

When you strech your dick so much from yoga, you have an orgasm.

After getting in touch with nature, I got in tiuch with myslef and had a yogasm.

by Alex August 9, 2004

Yogwan

Any illegal event where people gather, like underground pit fights, dog fights, drag races, or sideshows. Literally 'hot place'.

Three people got arrested at our yogwan last night. You better watch your ass.

by Danzil October 27, 2003

yogapants handjob

When one recieves a sexual act of the hand job while wearing pants!

Thad: Yo Fred i just got a yogapants handjob from my girl

Fred: Damn, she got a nice ass too

by youngthese May 4, 2014

purple yogart

When a girl bleeds from her vagina and a guy gives her a creampie(ejaculates in a girls vagina)and keeps going till the blood mixes with the cum.

Joe:man I got it on so hard with my girl-friend that she was just covered in purple yogart.

Ted:Man Joe it must have been beast mode last night for you.

by gen.fox June 8, 2010

yogalump

eating yogurt while sitting in odd positions possibly while doing yoga. ( if you didnt get that out of the word)

This morning while I was yogalumping I dripped some yogurt on my shirt.

by UDaLump April 13, 2008

IRISH YOGA

After a night of HEAVY drinking and passing out in a very strange position

man 1: he was do drunk he fell back off his chair with his head on the floor and his ass still onthe seat

man 2: like irish yoga?

by Sp1cy Mcha991s September 21, 2007

Racist yoga

When a racist person does yoga

That racist person just stretched it was racist yoga

by Lin Gui Ni January 23, 2020