Example 1:
Dude I think i just sharted, I might need to go wipe the sidewalls.
Example 2:
You're going to have to wipe the sidewalls after that one.
Dude I think i just sharted, I might need to go wipe the sidewalls.
Example 2:
You're going to have to wipe the sidewalls after that one.
by Nelson a.k.a. HairyCheeks January 7, 2008
Get the wipe the sidewalls mug.The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.
"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.
"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."
"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"
"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."
"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"
by WordWally June 5, 2009
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Get the ass wipe mug.An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
Get the ass-wipe mug.Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.
by Silver K June 1, 2009
Get the glass-wipe mug.some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
by TyBenj October 16, 2010
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