Pit Wanker

A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment
Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"

Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"
by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018
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nipple wanker

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.
by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 21, 2016
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Combover wanker

A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.
(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker
by Polish Paul June 13, 2013
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Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.
You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!
by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021
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Gon-Wanker

A person who thinks they are of sporting excellence and believe they are the manager but are in fact a wanna-be, annoying little prick
He was a right gon-wanker t football yesterday.
by DarkLord7 December 05, 2014
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jazz wanker

A person who wanks to the sound of slow jazz music.
Dude you want to go to that one club?

Oh the one that has all those jazz wankers?

Yeah that one

COOL! Let's go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get cummed on
by I dominate your mom April 16, 2014
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Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.
by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017
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