Vegan net

vegan net is when your in your parents basement but your parents are vegan there for the wifi or vegan net is SO FUCK ASS YOU COULD FUCK A TREE

Basement dweller: THIS WIFI IS SO ASS

Mother:sorry honey it is the vegan net again

by A vegan net user March 28, 2022

Passive Vegan

A person who has committed to a vegan diet, but occasionally eats meat and dairy products. It is typically a person who has no affiliation with animal rights organizations, but rather for their own health.

I consider myself a passive vegan in that my daily diet is vegan-based, but I will on occasion eat dairy and meat products. I have no affiliation with any animal rights organizations and do not do this out of any obligation to them or others, but rather chose this because I choose to live a healthier lifestyle, without feeling constrained in my food choices.

by mkeehn August 31, 2012

dirty vegan

when a woman uses a fruit or veggie to masturbate with.

Nikkie pulled a dirty vegan when she found a fruit.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Facebook Vegan

And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.

Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans

Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans

by XXXRIP September 12, 2018

Vegan Vixen

a young lady who is not only vegan but who is beautiful and has amazing cognitive capabilities AND completely caliente- thats hot for all the gringos out there...

Russ: Hey, bro, Check out that foxy lady over yonder
Tony: Holy snap, crackle, pop! Russ you are correctamundo. That girl is muy caliente. I think she's vegan too.
Russ: Yea, she's a Vegan Vixen.

by Brian Spillner December 6, 2006

las vegas

A supermassive black hole that was moved from the center of the galaxy to right smack dab in the middle of the desert in nevada. It's gravitational force is so strong that nothng, not even your paycheck can escape its pull. As more of your money falls into the event horizon, vegas's mass grows ever larger.

Money caught, withen the gravitional pull of las vegas, gives off x-rays, detectable as debt here on earth, as it spirals down to oblivion.

by Accretion Disk March 5, 2005

Vegan pussy

Vegan pussy is the ultimate pussy because those bitches eat veggies not dead corpses

“Damn bro I just had some vegan pussy last night. Imma wife her up”.

by Veganaf February 9, 2018