LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

Monkey Union

When a girl sits backwards atop a naked man, who subsequently pushes his erect penis into her anus. At this point, said girl bounces up and down. It is a form of anal sex, so is used primarily for the pleasure of the man.

Sarah wanted to try anal sex for the first time, and allowed Jeff to pick the type. He chose the Monkey Union. On the bed, Sarah stood up, turned around squatted, and closed her eyes as his penis entered her anus.

by ILOVEMONKEYUNION March 11, 2009

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

union cunt

The AFSCME reps in Oregon.

The union cunts didnt bother to do anything for us this year but sure fuckin got paid anyway.

by guyworkin April 4, 2009

"Using The Bathroom"

the phrase you say when you're staying over someone's house for an extended period of time and you havn't masturbated in a while. So you go to the bathroom, lock the door. and masturbate.


Some users may say they're going to "Take A Shower" and get in the shower solely to pleasure themselves.

i was over my cousins house for a month, and every couple of days i'd be "using the bathroom" or go "take a shower" and relieve myself.

by Brandon Fur Teh Lulz February 14, 2009

union freak

A hard working, blue collar worker who promotes solidarity amongst fellow workers to keep the American dream alive by fighting against the exploitation of employees by their greedy employers.

Boss: Hey Joe, we need to increase profits. Let's cut pay by 10% and stop buying that expensive safety equipment.

Joe: But sir...that would be immoral. It would hurt our workers' ability to raise their families and make the job site less safe.
Boss: So, you're a union freak, huh?

by MerriamWebster March 28, 2016

union president

Person who is able to persuade middle class American workers into electing them into a position of power but actually do not have authority to do anything. Often can be found underneath the desk of the Plant Manager eating dessert. Takes advantage of free trips at the expense of the union as well as claiming "union business" to take days off. May be named "Troy"

Hey isn't that our union president under Mikes desk?

Yeah, he is trying to negotiate our contract the hands on way

by Ramrod the impaler August 15, 2017